Jason Giambi drinks napalm to quell his heartburn.
The chief export of Jason Giambi is pain.
Sonic booms are really Jason Giambi's orgasms.
When asked what type of vehicle he drives, Jason Giambi responded slyly with "Don't you mean what kind of vehicle drives me?"
Jason Giambi does not have AIDS but he gives it to people anyway.
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To make your own Jason Giambi joke, simply take your favorite Chuck Norris joke and replace "Chuck Norris" with "Jason Giambi." Boom! It's that easy. Oh, and it helps if you change roundhouse kicks to grand slams, Walker: Texas Ranger to New York Yankees, etc. When you have a good one, share it with us on the front page comments board.
Because Jason Giambi is our generation's folk hero and therefore deserves to have jokes lovingly made about him. But, our generation is too lazy to actually make jokes, so we steal other generations' Chuck Norris' jokes and make them our own.