Jason Giambi does not use spell check. If he happens to misspell a word, Oxford will simply change the actual spelling of it.
Jason Giambi eats transformer toys in vehicle mode and shits them out transformed into a robot.
Jason Giambi sleeps with a night light. Not because Jason Giambi is afraid of the dark, but because the dark is afraid of Jason Giambi.
Jason Giambi only masturbates to pictures of Jason Giambi.
Jason Giambi ordered a Big Mac at Burger King, and got one.
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To make your own Jason Giambi joke, simply take your favorite Chuck Norris joke and replace "Chuck Norris" with "Jason Giambi." Boom! It's that easy. Oh, and it helps if you change roundhouse kicks to grand slams, Walker: Texas Ranger to New York Yankees, etc. When you have a good one, share it with us on the front page comments board.
Because Jason Giambi is our generation's folk hero and therefore deserves to have jokes lovingly made about him. But, our generation is too lazy to actually make jokes, so we steal other generations' Chuck Norris' jokes and make them our own.