Jason Giambi doesn't need to swallow when eating food.
Ironically, Jason Giambi's hidden talent is invisibility.
A duck's quack does not echo. Jason Giambi is solely responsible for this phenomenon. When asked why he will simply stare at you grimly.
If you can see Jason Giambi, he can see you. If you can't see Jason Giambi, you may be only seconds away from death.
Jason Giambi lost his virginity before his dad did.
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To make your own Jason Giambi joke, simply take your favorite Chuck Norris joke and replace "Chuck Norris" with "Jason Giambi." Boom! It's that easy. Oh, and it helps if you change roundhouse kicks to grand slams, Walker: Texas Ranger to New York Yankees, etc. When you have a good one, share it with us on the front page comments board.
Because Jason Giambi is our generation's folk hero and therefore deserves to have jokes lovingly made about him. But, our generation is too lazy to actually make jokes, so we steal other generations' Chuck Norris' jokes and make them our own.